From DR. BOLI’S UNABRIDGED DICTIONARY.

Socialism (noun). In United States political discourse, any government activity that is of no use to the speaker. Socialism is always at the same time wicked and naively idealistic. Government activities from which the speaker does benefit are termed essential services.

Social media for a socialist paradise.
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