WHY THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY CAN’T BE SATIRIZED:

Because you can’t beat them at their own game.

Someone who changes his name to “Sol Invictus” in honor of the favorite deity of the Roman legions has a bit of an ego problem. Someone who does so and then, when he speaks to reporters, translates “Sol Invictus” as “majestic unconquered sun” has an ego too big for this continent.