Posts filed under “Poetry”

INSPIRATIONAL YARD SIGN.

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UPDATE: Now available as a PDF, nominally 9 x 12 inches (with a 1/8-inch bleed), which can be printed at 9 x 12 or 18 x 24 inches, both common sizes for yard signs.

INSPIRATIONAL YARD SIGN.

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UPDATE: Since a loyal reader requested it, and since it has become necessary in recent days to remind some people that evil is bad, here is a PDF file, nominally 9 x 12 inches, that could be printed at that size or at 18 x 24 inches, both common sizes in commercially printed yard signs.

SONG.

Horse manure and roses
Remind me of you:
Seems as though my nose is
What memories come through.
Passing time discloses
Our love was not true,
But horse manure and roses
Remind me of you.

MORAL SONGS FOR CHILDREN.

No. 1. The Bee.

Behold the little honeybee,
    So busy at his task!
Now, isn’t he a funny bee?
    He never stops to ask,
“Just where can all the money be
    In service to the hive?”
I guess this little sunny bee
    Must be about the biggest dope alive.