The North American Nonprofits Coordinating Council would like to announce that the following colors of vehicular ribbons are still available for association with charitable causes:

Ochre
Puce
Barley
Mango
Tanzanite*
Ecru
Harvest Gold
Burnt Sienna
Mushroom
Avocado

*The application formerly pending for this color has been rejected on the grounds that the Kappa Tau Lambda keg party is not a charitable cause.

 

Our readers are reminded that, before affixing any ribbon to their vehicles, they should make certain that the color of the ribbon has been properly registered with the North American Nonprofits Coordinating Council.