MAKE MONEY THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

ERIC THE RED’S School of Pillage offers courses in Sacking, Looting, and Advanced Siege Tactics. If you think modern ideas like “employment” are suspicious and unmanly, let ERIC THE RED teach you the traditional ways of our forefathers. Bring your own longboat for a free introductory lesson with absolutely no obligation! ERIC THE RED’S School of Pillage, Sewickley.