From DR. BOLI’S ALPHABET OF OCCUPATIONS.

J for the Journalist, chasing a story,
Following up every hint, lead, and clue:
Not for the fame—no, and not for the glory,
But only because it’s the right thing to do.
No, she won’t quit working until the sun rises:
She’s making our planet a much better place.
Of course, if she happens to win a few prizes,
She’ll modestly smile and accept with good grace.

 

From Dr. Boli’s Encyclopedia of Misinformation.

Mountains. The Appalachians are the tallest mountains on earth, but most of their height is buried under the ground.