Dear Dr. Boli: So I have this neighbor who’s a little flaky, okay, and she’s been going on and on about the apocalypse happening on Friday. I don’t normally pay attention to her ravings, but I kind of feel like I have to cut her some slack because she told me a while ago that the Illuminati were going to force Twinkies off the market, and that actually happened. But is there any good reason why anyone would think that the apocalypse is about to happen? —Sincerely, A Man Who Has Had Just About Enough of His Flaky Neighbor.
Dear Sir: Dr. Boli will leave you with four simple words: “Gas Station Television Network.” From that phrase you may draw your own conclusions about the proximity of the apocalypse.