IN THE NEWS.

State police report that the “Gas Station TV” television screens stolen from gas pumps across the tri-state area have been found at the Duck Hollow Museum of Art, where they formed part of an art installation entitled Fall of Western Civilization. The work was credited to one “Zarbo,” but museum staff say they have no records that would point to the actual identity of the artist. Police have appealed to the public for assistance, and the Petroleum Retailers’ Association of Southwestern Pennsylvania is offering a small reward.

Comments

  1. Captain DaFt says:

    Obviously, the pseudonym of Zombie Garbo!

  2. Well, if he’s gonna be on the terrorist watch list, he might as well do some terrorism. To paraphrase Bozar’s idol Daniel Burnham, “Make no small plans, for they have no magic to stir men’s blood. Don’t just turn off public TV screens, rip them down and turn them into a parody of so-called modern art.”

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