SOLVE ALL YOUR EXISTENTIAL PROBLEMS.

We found this in a little hole-in-the-wall lunch counter in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh. It is exactly what you need, and everyone you know needs it as well: a whole crate of Void Filler, to fill the howling emptiness at the core of your being. It will not surprise you to hear that it was a French lunch counter: the French have considered these existential questions more deeply than the rest of us.