The recipe for “Cockamamie Soup” on the front page of yesterday’s Food section should have been headed “Cock-a-Leekie Soup.” Our food editor was working with audio transcripts from a telephone conversation.

The borough of Vandergrift is in the Kiskiminetas Valley, not “halfway to the moon for all I know,” as an op-ed contributor mistakenly wrote yesterday.

Governor Tom Corbett was not arrested for peddling crack cocaine to kindergartners in a suburban Harrisburg Waldorf school, as the Dispatch incorrectly reported on page A-1 yesterday. The Dispatch cheerfully makes this correction here on page D-23 in six-point type, and trusts that the matter is now forgotten. In addition, it is not true that the Governor’s full name is “Tom Corbett, Space Cadet,” and the Dispatch was very naughty to refer to him as “Mr. Cadet” throughout the article.

There never was any such place as “Akron.”

The rumor that the borough of Dormont has been rounding up Episcopalians and sending them to concentration camps in Baldwin Township is apparently unfounded.