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Posted by Dr. Boli on May 7, 2026. 2 comments.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on May 2, 2026. One comment.

They can’t tell it’s Caviario! Caviario is the 100% vegan caviar substitute that fools even urbane sophisticates. It has the salty taste and wibbly texture of real imported caviar, but it’s made from secret vegan ingredients sustainably harvested from domestic motel showerstalls. The next time you give a swell party where monocles are part of the dress code, tell your caterer to serve Caviario. A million baby sturgeon will thank you.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 29, 2026. 2 comments.

The Episcopal Church of the Extrusion invites college students to experience Amen Ramen lunchtime prayer and hasing out sessions.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 25, 2026. One comment.

Learn cubism at home. Easy! Fun! First lesson includes free cube! Send sample drawing to the address below so we can tell you what a goober you are and how much you need our help. Stu’s Correspondence School of Art Education, Room 312, Eighth National Bank Building, Pitcairn.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 19, 2026. 5 comments.

Your contributions will help us buy toupees for the bald eagles. Wildlife Dignity Fund, Munhall.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 17, 2026. One comment.

The romance of a summer night: Freshly laid asphalt in the street below…a distant fire at the recycling plant…a neighbor two doors down smoking a 99¢ cigar…the route 61 bus puffing diesel fumes as it roars up the hill…all the unforgettable scents that make up a summer night are captured at last in Nuit d’Été, le vrai parfum urbain

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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 14, 2026. No comments.

Leave the past behind! How many times have you heard people say that? Leave the past behind—live in the present. But what solutions do they offer when you ask them how?
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Posted by Dr. Boli on April 9, 2026. 3 comments.

The glamor and romance of farm work can be yours! In an AI-driven economy, the harvest, with its age-old rituals and healthful outdoor exercise, still needs the human touch. The Mudpatch School of Agricultural Labor can prepare you for a rewarding career in this enchanting and literal field of endeavor. Send for our free brochure: “So You Want to Pick Grapes: Here’s Where You Start.” Mudpatch School of Agricultural Labor, In the Rusty Trailer Where County Route 4523 Crosses the Crick, Mudpatch, South Carolina.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on March 31, 2026. One comment.

I can feel my face again! For years I did everything I could think of to take care of my face. I slathered it with cold creams, hot creams, lukewarm creams… I slapped on face masks… I tried powders and salves and layers of goo from jars with French labels… Then I discovered soap. Soap is the miracle compound that cleans the skin better than any cream or mask—and then rinses away completely, leaving no gooey residue, no unsightly pallor. See your soap dealer today, and get reacquainted with your own skin tonight! The Soap Council, twelfth floor, Lampblack Building

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Posted by Dr. Boli on March 24, 2026. 3 comments.

Is your “Web” site accessible to the stupid? The American Association of Stupid People (AAPS) reminds you that accessibility on the “Web” is a big deal, because people keep talking about it. That’s why we’ve created the Center for Web Accessibility (CAW), with all the help and resources you need to make your site accessible to persons with stupidity. Send us a letter at the address below, because our email account got hacked and we got locked out of Facebook and Bluesky and we couldn’t make this dumb contact-form plugin thingy do anything no matter how hard we tried. CAW, an initiative of the AAPS, One Stupid Square, East Liberty Unless It’s Larimer.