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WANTED: Bad People with Good Credit

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Posted by Dr. Boli on May 14, 2022. 5 comments.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on May 11, 2022. One comment.

Enter your grapefruit in the Duck Hollow Museum of Art International Grapefruit Pageant, a new work of metaconceptual counterperformance art conceived by artist Rupert Slackstripe, who painted Cirencester beige. Winning grapefruit will be exhibited at major art museums throughout North America. Losers will be juiced. Contact Duck Hollow Museum of Art care of this magazine and provide head shots of the grapefruit facing camera and in profile.