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Posted by Dr. Boli on December 23, 2025. 2 comments.

For breakfast privacy, eat Brenneman’s Thunderflakes, the ultra-fiber flakes with the thunderous crunch.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on December 19, 2025. One comment.

Man at control panel: “The dial at upper left controls the yapping Yorkie. If that fails to have the desired effect, we can add rotary saw in the next apartment with this dial down here.”

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Posted by Dr. Boli on December 13, 2025. 2 comments.

’Tis the season… Protect yourself with MacIlvary’s Elf Repellent, stick or spray. Available at all reputable dealers and not a few of the disreputable ones.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on December 11, 2025. 4 comments.

Reach your spiritual potential with cheese. In your quest for self-actualization, cheese gives you the vim and vitality to be as actualized as all get out. Start living up to your spiritual potential today! Consult with your grocer to find the cheese that’s right for your personal journey. The Dairisophical Foundation, Treveskyn, Penna.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on December 7, 2025. One comment.

You need to be ready. Do you have what it takes to succeed in the coming world of artificial intelligence? If you’re a “knowledge worker”—any-one whose work involves use of mental capacity—the end of your career is fast approaching. Already artificial intelli-gence is primed to take your job and do it faster and cheaper.
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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 26, 2025. 5 comments.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 15, 2025. 5 comments.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 10, 2025. One comment.

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: Steinkrabel’s Heating and Plumbing, bringing you the miracle of indoor plumbing for gas heat and running water since 1948.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on October 30, 2025. 2 comments.

Here’s the secret skill you need for all these high-paying positions: pointing at things.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on October 22, 2025. 2 comments.

Work hard. Play hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Drink in moderation. Canabeer: the taste of pure adequacy.