…that a baker’s dozen is actually 12.93?

…that there is not one statue of Sam Houston on the entire continent of Africa?

…that Sanskrit grammarians counted no fewer than ninety-seven parts of speech, ninety-one of which were known only to the gods?

…that Louis Philippe’s nickname before he became king was “Morrie”?

…that Stilton cheese is described by mycologists as “borderline sentient”?

…that a stool with three legs is perpetually falling over, but perpetually caught by its third leg?

…that it would take more than 12.4 billion Labrador retrievers to retrieve Labrador, even without Newfoundland?