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Young man, I think you have a future. You’re honest and sincere. You tell the truth as you see it, and you never take anything you’re not entitled to. You work hard, and you treat people fairly. But I can fix all that. I can teach you how the business world really works. I can crush your naive idealism and get you ready to climb the corporate ladder. Why will I do this for you? Because I believe you have a future, and because you’ll pay me $249.95 a session to show you the way forward in your career. Call me now, because the first step in your recovery is understanding that you have a problem. The second step is writing a check. Dr. Roland Holepunch, Ph.D., M.B.A., Certified Idealism Therapist

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  1. tom says:
    March 19, 2024 at 6:42 am

    Yes, the problem for so many is that old naive idealism. But now we can weaponize idealism and take no prisoners.

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  2. RepubAnon says:
    March 19, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    The Crimes of Galahad teaches similar tactics, aand is much less expensive…

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