Former high-school jocks wanted to muck out stalls in my stables. All through school you people sneered at me and mocked me and shoved me around. Then I inherited fifty million dollars, and none of you can get a job. Near minimum wage paid after probationary period. Benefits package includes shovel. I don’t trust you with pitchforks. Apply in person to Ormsby Scaffield Pinnington-Bryce IV, Sewickley Heights, and it will help your chances a lot if you grovel.