If you were a screwdriver, would you be flat-blade or Phillips-head? Why?
Explain, in dactylic hexameter, the advantages and disadvantages of zinnias vs. marigolds.
Make up your own language and use it to write a five-act tragedy about cheese.
You are a gas meter romantically attracted to an electric scooter. What message do you have for the object of your affections?
If all the people you knew looked different, what would they look like?