THE ADVENT OF ARTIFICIAL KEENNESS.

Here is another opportunity, harvested from the file of tens of thousands of spam comments, to play the game where you look at the product of an article-spinner and try to guess what all the original words were. And if you were worrying about artificial intelligence, Dr. Boli suggests you postpone your worries for a little while longer.

Artificial keenness has started creating images, composition texts, and composing music. What pleasure happen next? Determination robots supersede humans? Is this look-alike created aside concocted intelligence? Cool, isn’t it?

Now here is a somewhat simpler but perhaps more challenging game. All you have to do is read this paragraph:

We bring high-performance innovation and functionality to everyday products that fit seamlessly into your modern life.(1)

And now for the game: if you can find any meaning at all in those words, you win.

Footnotes

Comments

  1. tom says:

    The first one was written by a Chinese AI, while the second was written by an American one. In either case, they are traditionally thrown away immediately, retaining the sales slip for when you return the products.

  2. Richard A says:

    AI is still way more artificial than intelligent.

  3. RepubAnon says:

    Why pay for an entire marketing department to generate meaningless drivel? Our AI software can generate meaningless drivel at a substantial cost savings!

  4. Belfry Bat says:

    “High performance innovation and functionality” clearly means that these products are Eye-catching big-budget film props that may actually work.

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