INSPIRATIONAL PROVERBS.

A journey of a thousand miles can probably be postponed indefinitely.

If at first you don’t succeed, hire a consultant.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man ten fish, and his apartment stinks for a week.

One day at a time eventually adds up to threescore and ten years.

Home is where the bills are.

Faint heart ne’er tumbled into a crevasse while climbing Everest.

Might makes maybe.

Actions speak louder than words if the actor has a tuba.

The enemy of my enemy probably can’t get along with anybody else either.

Today is the first day of your inevitable decline.