Tepid Teddy Tinker
Was a sloppy thinker;
When he guzzled too much wine,
Mixed up Kant and Wittgenstein.
Silly Sally Sturgeon
Took him for a surgeon,
Married him before she knew
He couldn’t tell K. from W.
Now she’s another heavy drinker,
And it’s thanks to Teddy Tinker.
Teddy Tinker, Teddy Tinker,
Wasn’t he an awful stinker?