Office of McClang & Pratt, Architects

Sealed proposals will be received at this office until 2 p.m., February 23, 2025, for the construction of a 30,000-square-foot Museum of Sealed Proposals, to be located on the corner of Fernando Street and Vorhees Way, in accordance with the drawing and specifications, copies of which may be had at this office if our secretary is in a good mood. All bids to be sealed, and the envelope to be doodled on to the best of your artistic ability in a manner suitable for framing. Deliver to McClang & Pratt, who reserve the right to reject any bids whose doodles they consider inadequate.