PLACES TO VISIT.

Museum of Dead Bonsai. Largest collection of expired bonsai trees in the Northeast.

Five Mile Run Battlefield. Famous site of Black Friday skirmish over limited quantities of forgotten toy in 2021. Interpretive center in former Boston Market at right end of strip mall.

Museum of Rocket Science. More than 8 galleries of hand-lettered equations in elaborate gilt frames. Don’t miss the graffiti in the men’s room on the third floor!

Envelope World. One man’s tribute to a forty-year career in the envelope industry. If his wife is home, just say you’re here about the taxes.

Blandville Public Library. Mrs. Craig, the librarian, gives hourly demonstrations of silent reading.

Comments

  1. heloise says:

    I have two collections of dead bonsai myself.  One is the Box of Toothpicks — Diamond bought the naming rights to that box.  The other is the Box of Strike-Anywhere Matches, naming rights available to interested parties.  I also have miscellaneous kindling but not organized into a boxed collection and I have a splinter in my thumb.  In public speaking I have been told I have a somewhat wooden manner but purists do not regard that as “bonsai” I am told.

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