WHAT’S HOT—WHAT’S NOT.

Not hot at all—Egg prices! They’re going down again! Now what will we complain about to get likes on social media? This is Joe Biden’s fault.

Lukewarm—Poetry. Sure, some people like it, but a lot of it is, like, really boring.

On the fence—Chain link: useful divider or public eyesore? We can’t decide!

Pretty hot—Plaid! Everything looks good in plaid!

Totally hot—Pottery kilns! It’s like a furnace in there!