Most problems can be solved by food.
If food cannot solve a problem, it is probably not a problem to begin with.
“Food” is a broader category than commonly supposed.
Portable objects that do not fall into the category of “food” may at least be regarded as food substitutes.
Eat it first, and then figure out what it was.
Most people accept me for who I am, because I am not going to be anybody other than a dog.
Anyone who dislikes me can be brought around to my side by a program of intensive licking.
I can be patient indefinitely as long as I get what I want