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Llamarama low-mileage used llamas. You don’t get any drama with a Llamarama llama.

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  1. Occasional Correspondent says:
    November 26, 2025 at 12:26 am

    There may be no drama, but when the llama spits on passersby, will there be comedy?  What about the cop-on-the-beat passerby?

    Could a spit sock be fashioned from the fleece of turncoat alpaca?

    Is a llama-adapted face shield available for spit-interceptor duty? perhaps an extra-charge accessory from Llamarama?

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  2. Von Hindenburg says:
    November 26, 2025 at 6:25 am

    This reminds me of Little City Coffee in Monongahela, which, for many years, proudly displayed their award from the Trib declaring them the ‘Best Coffee Shop in the Mon Valley’. This, of course, ignored the fact that for many years, they were the *only* coffee shop in the valley upstream of the city.

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  3. von Hindenburg says:
    November 26, 2025 at 9:25 am

    There is a certain lawyer in Washington County who keeps a farm full of ‘rescue’ llamas and, every December, sends several hundred people a Christmas letter in which the life, medical issues, and death of each llama receives a paragraph or two. It is the best part of the season.

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  4. Inquiring Mimes says:
    November 26, 2025 at 11:18 am

    Do these come with internet radio and wifi hotspot and GPS navigation? (I note the oddly shaped antenna mounted on the rear of the vehicle.)

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  5. Belfry Bat says:
    November 27, 2025 at 6:54 pm

    A Llamarama llama calls his mama twice a day
    and always keeps ity-calamas at bay
    The llamarama llama loves a well-made diorama
    and with his llama friends sweetly to play

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