By Irving Vanderblock-Wheedle.

Consider, if you please, the gnu.
Now, hasn’t he been true to you?
The gnarwhal has a pointy end;
The gnewt’s at best a chilly friend;
The gnighthawk seldom stops to chat;
The gnumbat up and left me flat;
The gnautilus just backed away;
The gnapu said, “Some other day.”
So if you want a friend who’s true,
Consider, if you please, the gnu.