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Annual Last-Minute Sale. It’s bargain time at Ampersand Sons! We’re seri-ously overstocked on reindeer. We thought they would make a fun Christmas novelty, but sales did not meet our expectations, so we’re practically giving them away! In fact, no practically about it. We’ll give you your very own live reindeer, any number you like, if you will come round them up and get them out of the Oriental rugs depart-ment, sixth floor at our downtown location, where they’ve taken up grazing and are being surprisingly stubborn. Large van, SUV, or pickup is suggested.

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