Dear Dr. Boli: A lot of us here experts have been very concerned about artificial intelligence. These AI companies are training their robot brains on our writing, which took us a whole lot of time to put together and get past peer review, and then they tell people to come to the robot for all their answers. Well, where does that leave us? So, like I said, we’re kind of concerned, and maybe a little hot under the collar about it. But we thought we’d ask you what you thought, because you’re kind of an expert, too, although we had a big argument about what kind of expert you are. —Sincerely, Milfort Quaid, Secretary and Treasurer, Middle American Society of These Here Experts.

Dear Sir: Speaking as the author of the Encyclopedia of Misinformation, Dr. Boli has no objection to AI bots training themselves on his writing.