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Keep out of reach of open flame.
Do not make fun of product name.
Refrigerate for ninety days.
Do not expose to gamma rays.
In case of shortage, learn to share.
Incorporate in Delaware.
Mark only with a felt-tip pen.
Be kind to nuns and weathermen.
If trampled by abrupt giraffe,
Read manual thoroughly and laugh.
If product causes fits of rage,
Consult a doctor or a mage.
May cause the hairline to recede.
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