The typewriter is a Royal Safari made in Portugal in the 1980s.

Best.

It’s colossal! It’s the greatest!
It’s the bestest and the latest!
You will need it! You will want it!
When you have it, you will flaunt it!
It will please you! It will thrill you!
And it probably won’t kill you!
It’s the thing you most desire!
It will set your soul on fire!
It will set your heart aglow!
So what is it? We don’t know.
We are not the techie type.
We’re just marketers. We hype.