But What About Larry?

If I would speak to her,
And she would speak to you,
And you would speak to him,
Then what would Larry do?

If I would go to Ross,
And she would go to Stowe,
And you would go to Scott,
Then where would Larry go?

If I prefer them hot,
And she prefers them sweet,
And you prefer them sour,
Then what will Larry eat?

If I would be a rock,
And she would be a tree,
And you would be a horse,
Then what would Larry be?