A typical Mason, up to no good.
Dear Dr. Boli: I’ve been worrying about the global Masonic conspiracy lately, and the more I think about it, the more I worry. What can I do to protect myself from Masons if they should come after me? And it seems very likely that they will come after me, since I hold a position of some responsibility in the Grant Borough Department of Public Works. —Sincerely, A Quivering Wreck.
Dear Sir or Madam: The only way to keep yourself safe from Masons is to prepare beforehand. Fortunately it is not expensive to arm yourself against Masonry. Just as Kryptonite can deprive Superman of his superhuman abilities, at least until the writer and artist decide it is time for him to snap out of it, so a Mason can be deprived of his occult powers by Masonite. Go to your local stationer and stock up on clipboards and report covers and suchlike things, and you should be well prepared to fend off any attacks by roving Masons.