ASK DR. BOLI.

Dear Dr. Boli: I was told not to bring a knife to a gunfight, but, like, why not? —Sincerely, Gus down at Gus’s Cutlery ’n’ Things.

Dear Sir: For the same reason one does not wear a black tie to a white-tie occasion: one would feel uncomfortably out of place, even if the other participants were too polite to say anything.

Comments

  1. Inquiring Mimes says:

    So, then, we gather that one should also not bring a speargun to a grenade fight? nor a flatiron to a pie-in-face-at-one-pace duel?

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