FROM THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION.

mAN IN FRONT OF CLASS OF YOUNG WOMEN: “You have all come to this Academy with the same goal, and I can assure you, young ladies, that by the time you are graduated from the Wurtzheimer Academy of Charm, every one of you will be as charming as my wife Mrs. Wurtzheimer here. Ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”