D for the Dentist, who doesn’t eat sweets,
Or sugary fruits, dairy products, or meats.
She doesn’t trust greens, and she doesn’t trust beets;
She’s wary of oats, and suspicious of wheats,
Rejects out of hand any nuts that she meets;
She sticks to her diet, and never once cheats.
She keeps careful track of whatever she eats:
She never allows herself even small treats.
            In fact, there are so many things she can’t use,
            She lives on a diet of paper and shoes.

 

From Dr. Boli’s Encyclopedia of Misinformation.

Jonah. By a close examination of the text, marine biologists have been able to determine that the “great fish” that swallowed Jonah was neither a fish in our strict modern sense nor a whale, but rather a leviathan.