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Tragic backstories crafted to order. Why suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? Suffering won’t get you what you want. Only the appearance of suffering earns compassion and its rewards, and appearances can be manufactured. You provide the ambition and the will to power; we provide the suitable tragic backstory to earn the sympathy of your dupes and victims.

April 17, 2024. 3 comments.

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tom says:

April 17, 2024 at 6:40 am

Oh lord how I have suffered. Slings and arrows and all that stuff. And now violin music. Life is truly unendurable.

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KevinT says:

April 17, 2024 at 11:12 am

These sorts of services will be eliminated shortly by ChatGPT and its AI brethren. Practical Biographical Services can write its own Tragic Backstory, although to no effect.

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Occasional Correspondent says:

April 18, 2024 at 9:49 pm

From fortune that is not outrageous but merely rageous, do we get blunted arrows? slingers armed with nerfballs?

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