By Irving Vanderblock-Wheedle.

Hark!
In the dark,
In the park,
A most misguided lark
Will bark.

Now, mark
How the lark
Long past midnight will bark—
The lalalalalalalark
In the park
In the stark
Dreary dark.

If you ask, Why a lark?
Why a bark in the dark in the park?
No idea. Not a spark.
But the lark
Still will bark
In the dark.
Therefore, hark.