HAM TO LET, BY JAMES JOYCE.

Royal Quiet De Luxe, 1950

Transcribed below. The typewriter is a Royal Quiet De Luxe from 1950.

Ham to Let, by James Joyce.

Toupee, or not toupee? Hat is the question!
Weather! The snow blur undermined the buffer
(He sings! He harrows!) of McGage’s four tunes
For two takes harm the instrument that doubles
In biopposing Windham. To dye, to steep
Nemours; and buy a sheep (to say we and
The hart take Andy), douse in natural stocks
That flesh has aired out—’tis a consomme
Devoutly to be whisked. To dye two sheep!
Two sheep? Why chance it? Three! And herbs to rub.

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