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April 19, 2026. 5 comments.

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Teresa Fullinwider Bailey says:

April 19, 2026 at 1:17 pm

I can say that it’s obviously a good idea.

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Occasional Correspondent says:

April 19, 2026 at 6:49 pm

I thought toupees were strictly a mammal thing.

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- Dr. Boli says:
  
  April 19, 2026 at 8:23 pm
  
  Might that not be, in the taxonomical sense, classist?
  
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  - Occasional Correspondent says:
    
    April 19, 2026 at 8:37 pm
    
    Perhaps so (class Mammalia vs. class Aves), but hair on a bird strikes me as being like dentures for hens or, for that matter, nests for mares. I suggest instead we get fine feathers for our fine-feathered friends, and put the pie back in piebald eagle.
    
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  - Occasional Correspondent says:
    
    April 19, 2026 at 10:40 pm
    
    On further thought I would experience no dissonance were the toupees to be made from genuine eagle hair.
    
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