SIGNS FOR STREET BEGGARS.

Many beggars are kept from reaching their full potential by undistinguished, ill-designed, and even downright amateurish signs. As a service to the community, Dr. Boli now offers these handsome signs for beggars at very reasonable prices. Write for price list and easy payment terms.

Helpless without my valet. Please tie my shoes.
Veteran of the War on Christmas. Any tinsel helps.
Single mom. Multiple personalities.
I’m the lieutenant governor and I just want something to eat.
You were just going to waste it at Starbucks anyway.
My Ferrari needs a new head gasket. Contributions welcome.
Still owe three payments on this sign. Please help.