The Tufted Barhop has the shortest regular migration recorded in the avian world, migrating an average of eighteen feet. Its breeding grounds are upstairs from its wintering grounds at Tadsby’s Tavern.
A nesting pair of Sank’s Ochre-Throated Twits will not build a nest until they have “purchased” a “site” from a third Sank’s Ochre-Throated Twit by means of a ritualized real-estate dance.
The male Tarpit Drosshandler advertises for a mate in the personals section of the nearest daily newspaper of general circulation. The decline of printed newspapers has placed the Tarpit Drosshandler on the IUCN Red List.
The New Philadelphia Crow is known to manufacture simple tools with which it vandalizes the automobiles of prying ornithologists.