Sir: Since I see that others have used your forum to address general difficulties that no other forum seems to take into account, I wonder whether you might give me a little space to protest against the constant mispronunciation of the name of our church. The etymology of the name should be perfectly obvious: it comes from the open-mouthed posture of our congregants as they drink in the Spirit (Lat. Spiritus, breath) while I preach. The name is therefore pronounced as two syllables, not three, with the accent on the second syllable, and the second A pronounced long. I hope this definite statement will clear up any confusion.

Sincerely, The Most Rev. Arnie Spigot,
Archbishop and Business Manager,
Agape Fellowship,
Bethel Park