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Red-light therapy. Looking for economical and inexpensive red-light therapy? Come to the intersection of Bland Street and Wicket Avenue and enjoy a healthful and therapeutic repeating cycle of twenty-five seconds of red-light therapy followed by twenty seconds of green-light therapy and four seconds of amber-light therapy. And, hey, while you’re here, stop in one of our many fine shops in Blandville and buy a packaged snack cake or something. Blandville Chamber of Commerce, Blandville.