CAT SEEKING DOG to play vital part in numerous schemes to defraud humans of food. I shall be “brains”; you will be “brawn.” Must be large enough to trip adult female human without injury to self, but small enough to pass unnoticed under table. Must also be cute enough to secure permanent place in human household. Interested dogs should apply to Shadow the Burmese Cat, Cat Flap, Kitchen Door, Big House on Queen St. That Smells Like Pot Roast.