Famous Hollywood couple Rupert Hasbin and Eliza Rant announced last night that they have decided to respect their six-year-old daughter Krystall’s wish to be called Empress Firestorm the Ruthless, Dominator of the Galaxy. The Empress celebrated by condemning her math tutor to be drawn and quartered, but later commuted the sentence to hopping on one foot and saying “I’m a dummy-dum-dum” a million billion times.