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PUZZLE TIME.
IN THEATRICAL NEWS.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
TRY TO IMAGINE HIS ACT.

The advertisement above makes us wonder whether the shortage of lady leapers was directly related to the lack of an experienced catcher.
TONIGHT ON YOHOGANIA PUBLIC RADIO.
Culture Watch.—Tonight: The 47 ways overexplaining is destroying our culture. Featuring a panel of experts in psychology, education, astrology, media studies, chiropractic, auto mechanics, epidemiology, nuclear physics, backgammon, gender studies, zymurgy, and fourteenth-century Catalan poetry. 7 p.m. till our last expert drops from exhaustion.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
THE FUNNIEST MAN YOU KNOW.
A Vaudeville Patter.
The pit orchestra plays a lively melody, but the performer must recite everything in a dour monotone.
I’m the funniest man you know.
I’m a regular one-man show,
Cause I put ’em in stitches wherever I go.
I’m the funniest man you know.
(Music stops.)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause chickens are stupid, that’s why!
(Music resumes.)
I’m the funniest man in town.
Why, they simply can’t keep me down.
Say, at every swell party, I’m always the clown.
I’m the funniest man in town.
(Music stops.)
You know, my dog has no nose. How does he smell? I can’t figure it out!
(Music resumes.)
I’m the funniest man on earth.
I’ve been killin’ ’em dead since birth,
And my ma always said, for whatever it’s worth,
I’m the funniest man on earth.
(Music stops.)
What’s black and white and red all over? I’m askin’ cause it’s crawlin’ up my arm.
(Jazzy instrumental rideout chorus, during which the theater manager wrestles the performer off the stage.)
EMOJIS FOR STOICS.
Had a generally satisfactory dinner.
Stubbed toe.
Just given seven-figure legacy by anonymous benefactor.
Saw the most amazing sunset.
Saw younger longtime rival promoted to high position at work.
Found spouse in compromising position.
Elected president of university philosophical society.
Lost argument with Epicurean.











