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LIQUIDATION SALE!

Whatever you bring us, we can turn it into a liquid—and now at unprece­dented low prices! Old socks pureed, $3.59 a dozen! Rocks made into lava, $29.95 a pound! Too, too solid flesh melted, thawed, & resolved into a dew, $49.95 flat rate! But hurry—these prices can’t last!

Lower Youghiogheny Liquidation Service, Versailles, Penna.