L is for the Legislator.
(He’s the one who makes the laws.)
Known all over as a fierce debater,
He can talk for days without a pause.
Who survives his filibuster?
He can talk till Saturday.
Though it seems like only idle bluster,
Still, he gets his business done that way.
From Dr. Boli’s Encyclopedia of Misinformation.
Non-Contradiction, Law of. The Law of Non-Contradiction, though still on the books in all fifty states, is only spottily enforced outside the Southeast.