M is for
The Meteorologist,
Trying to be
A weather psychologist—
Trying to see
What the weather will do today:
Whether the sky
Will be stormy or blue today—
Wondering why
She didn’t go into
Abnormal psychology,
Bug physiology,
Celtic mythology,
Druid theology,
Endocrinology,
French musicology,
Greek etymology,
Hieroglyphology,
Irish philology,
Jungian psychology,
Kantian ontology,
Liturgiology,
Microgeology,
Numismatology,
Osmonosology,
Paleontology,
Quechua philology,
Runic graphology,
Systematology,
Thracian topology,
Universology,
Videographology,
Woodland fungology,
Xenobiology,
Yucca pathology,
Zoophytology,
Anything other than meteorology.