From DR. BOLI’S ALPHABET OF OCCUPATIONS.

S is for the Social Worker,
            Grim and worried,
            Flustered, flurried,
Solving problems left and right,
Staying up to work all night—
Who dares call the Social Worker
Lazy slob or idle shirker?
Bring your problems to this man:
He will solve them if he can.
            Griping, grumbling,
            Shambling, stumbling—
Frankly, if the truth were known,
He has problems of his own.